BREAKING NEWS: GIANT RAT IN CUSTODY

A giant rat has been seen terrorizing people throughout the City of Boston. On Saturday, November 17th, in what seemed like a scene from "Godzilla," the grotesque rodent rampaged across the city, sending scores of innocent bystanders fleeing for their lives. While thousands of Bostonians sought refuge from the terror that "King Rat" was inflicting, Mayor Menino was forced to make a phone call to Suffolk University asking for immediate assistance. The university responded immediately by dispatching three brave ambassadors and their fearless leader, Captain Lou. The so called "Rat Busters" followed the screams, finally catching up to their target on St. James Street, adjacent to the New England School of Art and Design. Captain Lou pulled many evasive maneuvers in an attempt to get the "Rat Busters" as close as possible. With great heroism, the group battled "King Rat", and finally subdued the monster after a few minutes, but what seemed like hours. At approximately 9:47 AM, "King Rat" was taken into custody, and Suffolk University's "Rat Busters" had saved the City of Boston yet again. While details regarding what plans the mayor has in store to honor the courageous heroes have not been officially released, several reports speculate that the "Rat Busters" will receive a parade that would rival the Red Sox, as well as a day off from the office for Thanksgiving. That only goes to show that crime doesn't pay, but fighting it does!